The world according to a Taiwanese kid

The most accurate view of the world according to a Taiwanese kid. Highlights:

Africa: Mom told me leftover food go here
Canada: Where students who can’t afford US colleges go
China: Exports fakes and con artists
Europe: Drinks tea all day; no work
Japan: Porno everywhere (spot-on, kid)
New Zealand: Ruled by sheep
Philippines: Maids called Maria
Taiwan: Almighty
UK: Hogwart School of Witchcraft
US: Evil empire

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