[ Link ] Santa’s Little Child

Ho Ho Ho, damn you little bastards… From DailyMail:

‘Dear Santa, if you bring presents, bring batteries’: Children’s funniest Christmas wish lists revealed

Highlights include the more practically-focused notes. One youngster’s letter reads: ‘I am worried that my mummy’s house does not have a big enough chimney.’

Another instructs Santa to ‘please text my dad – he has my whole list.’