Lonesome Mannequin


I wouldn't be surprised if this thing turns its head and say, "Where is John Connor?"

How should I reply?

  1. You're in Taiwan, dude.
  2. Okay, where is the camera.
  3. Please, don't kill me, please.
  4. I am John Connor.

Answer: none of the above. I will be too busy hoping nobody will find my dead body until my pants dry out completely.