With all those superpowers, what do they do?
- Save a kitten from a high tree (Superman)
- Save that damn kid playing by the Niagara falls (Superman II)
- Catch pickpockets and petty thieves (Superman)
- Eternally whine about living a two-faced life (Batman)
- Save the love interest (Spider-man)
- Internal conflicts (X-Men)
Is there someone who has the courage to create a real superhero, who overthrows corrupted government, ends conflicts in the Middle East, prevents emerging countries from becoming a military-backed dictatorship, saves Africa, and still has some time for romance? Someone who has:
- The selflessness, agility, and patriotism (right-wing, I know) of Jack Bauer
- The family love and easy-goingness of Homer Simpson
- The superpower of … well, Superman
- The wildness of Austin Powers