The Darwin Award

…is an excellent read when I get bored, feeling slow, tired..

Rodney was jet skiing around Lake Washington, enjoying the sun and the power between his knees. After a few runs on a lake, he noticed that his battery was beginning to fail. He idled over to a dock near Juanita Beach Park and tied up his craft and ran to the car for his battery charger.
When he returned, he plugged the charger into a 110-volt outlet and jumped onto his watercraft holding the booster cable.
Sizzle. He was found floating facedown beneath the dock later that evening.

There is a film version.