Has anybody done a scientific research?

  • Why women need shoes
  • Why nobody fixes Donald Trump’s hairstyle
  • Why Uwe Boll can afford to shoot movies
  • Why Spanish verbs make student’s life miserable to an insane level

Alone in the Dark from Uwe Boll is one of the greatest movies which succeeded in pushing the limit and establishing a new standard. This one gave the phrase "movie that sucks" a refreshingly new definition. I watched this film when I was feeling low, and after watching it, I became suicidal. Nice job.
The trailer does a good job of covering up the messy parts, though.